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Name: Johannes
Country: United States
State: Nevada
Metro: Las Vegas
Birthday: 8/8/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: enjoying my life, having fun with friends, hang out with my buddies, meeting new ppl and getting to know YOU!
Expertise: sleeping, eating, waking the other ppl up, do nothing
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
MSN: Johannes_WTF@hotmail.com
ICQ:  53046192
Member Since:
12/24/2004
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| 歌手：張學友 作曲：彭妮 填詞：潘源良 編曲：Jazz Chen
繁忙的工作 加一把勁來過渡
無聊的交際 祇管把笑容製造
回家 打開一副電腦
模擬找到 模擬傾訴 模擬很好
從來不知道 怎麼竟各行各路
從前的一套 今天仔細仍照做
夜深 粉紫色這外套
模擬起舞 模擬擁抱 模擬得到
仍然能擁有夢想跟前途
仍然能擁有自尊跟自豪
仍然明知許多女伴 一轉身會遇到
為何感到 這不算最好
明明從不信天荒跟地老
明明從不會後悔得不到
明明從新掌握去做 我總可以做到
為何今晚我不懂如何 告別煩惱
浮華掌聲裡 祇想一個人讚慕
從難關出發 心境可向誰透露
是否 悲歡早有定數
何時得到 何時失去 誰能猜到
其實...我今年只係得廿三, 呢D算唔算係 "青年危機" ??
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| 我終於都回家了...
闊別左自己間房一個月,深深感受到"龍床都不及狗竇"既道理
雖然屋企唔係一個五星級的家, 但係返到屋企既感覺真係好好
住係酒店成個月, 但一日又會有幾多時間真係係間房度呢?
同埋係自己公司度訓, 絕對唔係一件令人羨慕既事..
連續踩左廿幾日, 每日平均15個鐘 (仲未計訓訓下覺有人call)
已經開始頂唔住.. 我都明白到 人係一定要訓覺
呢個自然既定律, 係唔可以違返
所以我要趁呢幾日無咁忙既時候好好休息一下
唔經唔覺呢份工都已經做左4個幾月,
因為工作關係, 經常會接觸到好多有錢人
同埋都見識到佢地出黎玩既最高境界 "單嫖獨賭"
所以有時候我都真係幾佩服佢地既跟班, "陪嫖睇賭" 絕對唔係一件易事
坦白講, 要服侍呢班所謂既"老細", 已經開始有D厭倦
每個月既人工雖然話多唔多. 話少唔少
不過出面既人只係會睇到你既風光,
日日鮑參翅肚同燕窩, 行幾步開下車門就收幾舊水
但係真正既辛酸又真係有幾多人會知呢?
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| 1. If your aloud to bring your DOG into a hotel keep a hold of your dog, don't drop the leash! ( Not everybody likes DOGS!! MANN!!!**R.I.P**)
2. If you are walking up to the Front Desk of a hotel and there are a couple of clerks available, please don't dance between clerks going who wants me! You look silly just pick one!
3. If you don't have a credit card, please don't try to use someone elses cause thats called FRAUD, I don't care if it's you Mom's, Sister's or the Popes I'm not using it unless they are there so just forget about it!
4. And if you don't have a credit card, and I ask you for deposit you need to leave a deposit! I don't care what your last hotel did, your not at your last hotel so I need a DEPOSIT!!!!
5. If you ask someone a question please listen to the answer. Don't walk away mid answer otherwise I will stop talking and I'll let you figure out the rest. And don't ask how someone is doing and then keep talking without letting them answer...it's just RUDE!!!!
6. OH!! Get it Straight! If your in Canada your price is probably in Canadian! If you in the U.S.A your price is probably in American! Not that hard is it!
7. If you want late check out at a hotel don't tell us you'll be checking out at 2pm....ask us. Most likely if you tell us we'll say No!!!!!!! Also, do not tell us you deserve the late check out because you got late check in. (Check in time is always at 3pm, and you choose to check in late. THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS!)
8. If I tell you that the hotel is SOLD OUT it's SOLD OUT!
Unless you want to build yourself a room.
9. If you give me a Tip when you come into the Hotel hoping I will upgrade your room and then I can't, don't bitch in front of me that you shouldn't have given me a Tip, you did and now I'm keeping it!!!!!
10. Don't yell at me when you try to check in at 10am and your room is not ready!!!!!
11. Say something I can't read your mind! Are you checking In, you need a key, checking out, WHAT????
12. When the room which is next to you are having a bachelor/bachelorette party, please don't blame on us. It is not our fault. We never know what are the guests doing in their room, and we are not putting you next to them for purpose.
13. Please don't talk on your cell phone when you are checking in!
***Please remember treat the others the way that you want to be treated. When you are nice to me, I will be nice to you. If you act like an asshole, then I would definitely act like an #$%#%^. (Unless you want to stay in a low floor handicap accessible room with a rolling shower and facing to the wall or parking lot.)
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|  (明報)12月14日 星期日 05:05 【明報專訊】這個星期二早上九時多，一個衣著優雅、打扮光鮮、手提名貴公事包的法國 籍男子，於上班途中，在北角街頭被扑頭搶劫，事主是在座落北角的一間4As的Regional Account Director，來香港工作只是一年多，事件中他拼命保護財物，不致有失，但頭顱慘被匪徒以鎚仔痛擊，即時血流披面，最後被送往醫院縫了數針。 事件中，有幾個有趣的發現﹕ 1. 香港匪徒的英文水平很不錯。起碼好過某些尊貴的立法局議員，據事主講，該名匪徒跟他說﹕「give me your bag!」事主聽到後就死命攬實個bag，匪徒不得逞後對他動用武力，可見匪徒咬字準確，文法正確，老外一聽就明白。 2. 香港銀行的護衛員非常盡忠職守。話說事件就發生在銀行門口附近，有人被搶劫及被扑到頭破血流，但銀行護衛仍然堅守崗位，沒有走出銀行半步來幫忙或報警，顯然無論發生任何事，都很清楚自己是銀行聘用的護衛，當值期間絕不會有一刻擅離職守。 3. 北角區居民都健步如飛、反應敏捷。事發當日的北角街頭一如往常，人來人往，熱鬧非常，上班的趕上班、買菜的去買菜、飲茶的往飲茶，事主就走在當中，據事主 憶述，事件發生時原本走在他身邊的人，突然極速四散，只得他一人負隅頑抗，沒有途人相助，第一時間幫忙報警的竟是當時途經的巴士上的一名乘客。 4. 北角區的上班族都比較內向及不多管閒事。事主被扑後魂不附體的返回公司，他一手攬着公事包，一手掩着流血的頭，走進升降機內，驚魂未定，忘了按掣，同升降 機的沒人詢問半句，結果可憐的事主沿着升降機又回到地面去，這時他才驚醒剛才忘記按掣，回到公司後才由同事代為報警及送院。 最後，只想問一句﹕香港人，我們怎麼了？ | | |
| 明報專訊】中學會考 中文科聆聽及綜合能力部分考卷引用多句潮流用語，由學生分析運用「潮語」的利弊，連日來遭考生在網上批評揶揄，指不明「潮語」所指，其中「見鬼勿O嘴，潛水怕屈機」更成 為考生熱話。有資深中文科教師指出，考評局 於試題用「潮語」雖然不影響考生成績，但並不恰當。
會考中
文科試卷五要求考生以兩幅用上潮流用語製作的宣傳海報，分析用「潮語」的利弊。海報用上大量外來語及潮流用語，如「喪」、「閃」、「激賞」、「達人」等，
其中一幅海報的一句口號用上「見鬼勿O嘴，潛水怕屈機」，有考生事後在網上揶揄考評局，運用大量潮流用語令人難以理解。有考生在網上留言表示，明白「潛水
（不露面）」、「屈機（打機用語，指無力取勝而屈服）」兩詞的意思，但首度得知兩詞可共用。 擔任試場主任的中文科老師容潔貞表示，會考試卷用潮流用語不太
恰當，但她認為考生成績不會因此受影響，反而內容上有太多科學、文學成分，並不適合測試考生即時理解能力的聆聽卷，「我自己試做幾題都覺得難」。考評局發
言人回應說，有關試題是要求考生分析潮流用語的特點，而非使用它們。有考生在網上發起下月2、3日，在應考英文科試卷時穿上黑衣抗議的行動，亦有考生留言
表示擔心當日不穿黑衣，會遭其他考生冷眼。 P.S 「見鬼勿O嘴，潛水怕屈機」究竟係我中文差, 定還係呢句野有問題.. 有冇人可以話我知 "見鬼勿O嘴" 關 "潛水怕屈機" 咩事? 我覺得前後跟本就係兩句唔同既野. | | |
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